If I had a drink for every fuck I give I’d be one sober mother fucker, but if I had a drink for every fuck I gave about her, I’d be intoxicated forever. I’d drink myself to death.
i’m that friend that has to walk behind the group when the path isn’t big enough. i’m that friend that gets cut off in the conversation. i’m that friend that gets left behind when i asked for them to wait for me. i’m that friend that doesn’t get invited to hang out a lot. i’m that friend that if i want to go to the mall or some place with a friend i have to be the one to invite people to make sure i get included. i’ll always be that friend.
my friend told me he counted the number of times I flipped my hair in my 50 minute lecture
I flipped my hair 11 times in 50 minutes, thats 316.8 hairflips in one day that means Ive flipped my hair 115362 times in the last year. If I had a dollar for every time I flipped my hair Id be able to pay off college in a year
*takes butt pic*
*admires butt pic*
*deletes butt pic*